"Allow Me To Explain How the Stock Market Works" Starter Pack

Crush Halloween happy hour.

Live out your dreams as a Midtown-dwelling, banker-bag toting, finance professional, and make sure everyone within a 100-mile radius and three degrees of LinkedIn connections knows about it.

No need for introductions, because this fit says it all.

Costume includes:
+ Vest
+ Duffle bag
+ Aviator sunglasses
+ Key card holder

Extremely limited quantities.

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Say hello to vest guy fall.

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